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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 12:26
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why did the USA stick their noses in Ukraine's business? They wanted to be neutral for so long.
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
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So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Do you share your food easily? With whom, and why?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Scientists Just Found an Ingredient for Life in a Newborn Planet System - The Daily Galaxy
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
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Evan Engram embraces the “Joker” role in the Broncos’ offense - NBC Sports
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
See the moon shine with famous red star Antares in the southern sky on June 9 - Space
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Still no good
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
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